make up a thing to be offended by and be offended by it by all means
good job, you’ve just alienated the world
do you feel better now?
do you feel justified?
(I'm Daniel: college student, north Marin, learning art.
Everything I say is very serious but also not at all.)
Pretentiousness is a poison in more ways than one. If you walk around all day breathing through a harmonica because you think it’ll make you a cool kid, you’re a poison. If you want to walk around breathing through a harmonica because you want to get better at harmonica but don’t because you want to avoid looking like that pretentious fuck, you’ve been poisoned.